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Dembow Groove · DJ Vega

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A smug dembow anthem mocking a trader who bought deep in-the-money AAPL calls, panics over being down 2.4 percent on premium, and gets told by the comments to stop refreshing dark mode because the intrinsic value never left.
MENTIONED TICKERS
$AAPL
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$AAPL to 300u/DrillingShale · open on reddit ↗ ▶ Listen live